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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 03 May 2013, 16:00

Nice Milkmaid.
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Re: Friday funny

Post by ters » Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45

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Re: Friday funny

Post by RASSIE » Fri 10 May 2013, 18:03

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 31 May 2013, 09:35

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Re: Friday funny

Post by 73Ranchero » Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30

And pepper, refering to a news paper, not the one with salt. :lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 31 May 2013, 11:59

:roll: :roll:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please!" the man says.

The shop assistant climbs up the ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he would really like two loaves. After she retrieves the second loaf of bread and descends the ladder, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man "Is it raisin for you too?" "No" stammers the old man "but it's quivering a little.
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Re: Friday funny

Post by ters » Fri 31 May 2013, 20:22

@ Simon and Gordini!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!

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Re: Friday funny

Post by Leonvdb » Sat 01 Jun 2013, 19:00

gordini wrote:A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please!" the man says.

The shop assistant climbs up the ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he would really like two loaves. After she retrieves the second loaf of bread and descends the ladder, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man "Is it raisin for you too?" "No" stammers the old man "but it's quivering a little.
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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 14 Jun 2013, 08:42

It's Great to be a Souf Efrikan!!!

This is a great country because…

1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.

2. Nothing is your fault; you can blame it all on apartheid.

3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.

4. You can experience pathetic service in eleven official languages.

5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?

6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.

7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone (without car kit), change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.

8. Great accent. (!!!)

9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.

10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.

11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.

12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes/accidents, without being called.
The police you have to call about three times.

13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins

14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.

15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported..

16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.

17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!

18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled

19. Police cars are fitted with immobilizers and gear locks!

20. Condoms for free - shopping plastic bags for sale

Ja nee!! Dis lekker hier!!
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