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Re: Some major shit

Post by Johann65 » Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:37

Been married for 42 yrs. Very happy!! Wife can handle my sh.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Some major shit

Post by FairmontGT » Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:02

Graeme wrote:Just don't marry someone from the Cape Flats. I did and I think my wife is stripping parts off my cars when I'm at work.
I think I tore my pancreas or something when I read this Graeme, f..n hilarious.
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Re: Some major shit

Post by sixpak » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 05:12

Graeme wrote:Just don't marry someone from the Cape Flats. I did and I think my wife is stripping parts off my cars when I'm at work.
Aww man, that just plain sucks! If I found out my wife was doing that, I'd make her sorry a** look like a yawning baby hippo.......with consent of course!

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Re: Some major shit

Post by alvin chetty » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 06:54

Graeme, get worried if she starts decorating your house with doilies, she might be planning a Taliep Petersen move on you :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Some major shit

Post by alida1973 » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 08:28

Hey guys, hope I'm not stepping on anybody's toes here....

I don't know the circumstances and just want to say I'm really sorry to hear that you had to go through some tough times and yeah, nobody deserves to have it happened to them, whatever it was. I'm a woman and have been single for 6 years until recently.

I had a tough time trusting people, not just men and I sometimes still have problems trusting someone. Yes, most women do have more evil in them than good (did I really say that???.. :lol: ) and I think we were born that way....it still does not give us enough reason to do what we do (like being bitchy and uptight) because one can change and you always have a choice. I don't like women very much as I know exactly how evil they can be and prefer to talk to men as they make more sense....(yes they do!!!) :D and having them as friends are a lot more interesting than having girl friends...I'm not into make-up and designer clothes and cooking, etc. I like talking about cars and bikes and engines and turbos....

Having said my two cents worth, I hope things are working out for you and just know that there are people (and women) in this world who cares

Best of luck to you

Alida
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Re: Some major shit

Post by Billy_the_Kid » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:00

Thanks guys and Greame I will surely follow your advise :D :D :D

I have already started with the cars - last night I pulled the FMX box out of the F100 and stripped it got another kit and will be rebuilding it tonight - hopefully she will be running by the weekend.

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Re: Some major shit

Post by PaleMoonLight » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:14

My girlfriend has a weird fetish. She likes to dress up like herself & act like a bitch everynight!

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Re: Some major shit

Post by Graeme » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:48

send me your girlfriends email address , I need to forward her this reply. :mrgreen:

Alvin, shot for the tip. Will keep an eye for any unsual dollies or homemade nitted blankets.
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Re: Some major shit

Post by Graeme » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:49

send me your girlfriends email address , I need to forward her this reply. :mrgreen:

Alvin, shot for the tip. Will keep an eye for any unsual dollies or homemade nitted blankets.
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Re: Some major shit

Post by Neek. » Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:38

Hi William,

May I ask a huge favour of you ?

I recently rebuilt my FMX and got everything 100 % except the front band adjustment.
One book tells me turn in the screw 3/4 turns and another one says 1 turn.

I tried feeler gauges, and then a 6.35mm thick spacer (piece of metal), but I found that both turned as I tried to tighten the screw to 10 in-lbs, as instructed.

My 1st to 2nd gear shift is, as suspected, not 100%.

Would you please tell me how exactly you set the gap, and how many turns do you make. How tight is too tight ?

Luckily I fitted a drain plug so taking off the pan again will be a simple tidy job. :D

I sincerely hope that you enjoyed the humour and that it helps you with rebuilding your life.

Like FairmontGT, I also split something from laughing. :D

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the humour below.

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a
wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack

Hi Alida, congratulations on the start of a new relationship. :D
I sincerely hope that it works out and brings you total happiness. :D
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