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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by gordini » Thu 02 Jan 2014, 13:38

A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON."
The Pharmacist asked, "why, what... for?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband",
The Pharmacist shouted, "Lord have mercy , it's against the law!! It's a sin."
"Absolutely not" shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed,
"Why didn't you tell me you have a Prescription....!!!!???"
In my old age...
i drink a tripple,i see double and i act single..



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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by gordini » Thu 02 Jan 2014, 14:06

Freda was driving her Chevrolet Vega home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly
Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the
woman if she would like a lift?
With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Freda tried in vain to make
conversation with the Apache woman.
The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she
noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freda.
'What's in the bag?' asked the old woman.
'It's a bottle of whisky that I got for my husband.'
The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two, then speaking with the quiet
wisdom of an elder, she said, 'Good trade.'
In my old age...
i drink a tripple,i see double and i act single..



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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Thu 02 Jan 2014, 14:14

No crabs for me please.
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Tue 07 Jan 2014, 08:24

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Tue 07 Jan 2014, 10:57

Just a cruizin on the river.... then WTF!!

http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/ext ... 1_hxyen64s

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Tue 07 Jan 2014, 11:37

:| :|
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Wed 08 Jan 2014, 08:59

Tea at 3pm
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Wed 08 Jan 2014, 09:01

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Thu 09 Jan 2014, 08:32

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-62-ye ... 90811.html

I guess you could say they were trying to raise the dead..... :lol:

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