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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by gordini » Thu 19 Jun 2014, 13:36

With apology to the Aussies here :roll: :roll:

Strange Quotes - Things You Shouldn't Do.....

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guy's out dancing." - Buddy Hackett

"Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even." - James Carville

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." - Janis Joplin

"Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity." - Nick Diamos

"Never believe in mirrors or newspapers." - Tom Stoppard

"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon." - Jilly Cooper

"Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store." - Miss Piggy

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- Strange Aussie Sayings !


I’M HUNGRY

"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."

"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair."

"So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck."

I'M THIRSTY

"I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger."

"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."

"I'm as dry as a bull’s bum going up a hill backwards."

VOMIT

"Calling for George.”

"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."

"I left him a lawn pizza."

"Toss a tiger on the carpet."

YES

"Even Blind Freddy could see it."

"Is the Pope a Catholic?"

"Does a Koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo?"

"Does the Pope tuck his shirt in with a wooden spoon?"

"Bloody oath!"

"No wucking furries."

NO

"Pig's arse!!"



INSULTS

"I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders."

"Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!"

"You must be the world's only living brain donor."

"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm."

"He had a head on him like a sucked mango."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."

"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"

"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery."

"Pull your lip over your head and swallow!"

"As ugly as a bucket full of arseholes."

"If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards."

"Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground."

"Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse."

"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition."

"I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!"

"A stubbie short of a six pack."

"You're as handy as shit on a stick."

"Tighter than a fish's arse."

"So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him."

"Face like a smashed crab."

"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp."

"He could talk a dog off a meatwagon."
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i drink a tripple,i see double and i act single..



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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 27 Jun 2014, 09:24

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by ters » Wed 02 Jul 2014, 18:47

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by RASSIE » Wed 02 Jul 2014, 19:30

Did gordini left us????
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by ters » Wed 02 Jul 2014, 20:15

RASSIE wrote:Did gordini left us????
Rassie.
Yes Rassie, Gordini is no longer a member :cry: .....: http://www.africanmusclecars.com/forum/ ... =5&t=17186

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by CanAm17 » Thu 03 Jul 2014, 11:30

Have read on another Forum that Basie is not well and is selling off pretty much all his cars.
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Moering Tool » Thu 03 Jul 2014, 16:00

What's the best way to make your wife scream while you're having sex?



































You call her and tell her.

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by ters » Thu 03 Jul 2014, 18:15

CanAm17 wrote:Have read on another Forum that Basie is not well and is selling off pretty much all his cars.
Health issues has made him change priorities, spoke to him last week, keeping well though.

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by ters » Thu 03 Jul 2014, 20:35

Honesty!
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 04 Jul 2014, 12:43

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