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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 19 Apr 2013, 09:25

8O :lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:28

Sparks going the wrong way... still funny though :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:35

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Burnthosetyres » Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:13

TGIF
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:45

:lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:15

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Re: Friday funny

Post by ters » Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:15

Thanks Simon......we are all guilty :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Friday funny

Post by Dragonkarr » Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:19

...What's wrong with a jack for Christmas...
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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 03 May 2013, 09:27

Rusi and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Rusi didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Rusi hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Rusi lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Rusi, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Rusi! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Rusi, what in the world happened to you?'

Rusi replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well' Rusi said, 'you know Cindy, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty.'

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 03 May 2013, 14:38

:twisted:
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