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Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 06 Jul 2012, 10:50

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in
Paradise . Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 06 Jul 2012, 12:06

So this Farmer on a Game farm is doing fence inspection with two teams.To speed up things.
When he hears a bloodcurling scream on the cb"HALLOOO,HALLOOO!!"
Farmer " What's wrong??"
- "I see a lion"
Farmer " What does he look like?"
- "Bloody freakin HUNGRY!"

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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 20 Jul 2012, 01:06

No words :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Friday funny

Post by paulusvrotius1 » Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:53

:mrgreen:
Cheers

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Re: Friday funny

Post by 73Ranchero » Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:59

He he he ;
So Pumba saw Timone lying squashed in the road, walks up to him and asks, "what happened ?"

Timone replied, "a-cun-in-a-Tata"

8O
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Mopar 440 » Fri 03 Aug 2012, 10:43

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes "

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money."You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi."
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Re: Friday funny

Post by gordini » Fri 03 Aug 2012, 11:28

OMF :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by Insomnia » Fri 03 Aug 2012, 12:35

:lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by damagecontrol » Fri 03 Aug 2012, 14:11

gordini wrote:OMF :lol: :lol: :lol:
MSP 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Friday funny

Post by 73Ranchero » Fri 03 Aug 2012, 14:31

TOASTER !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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