African Muscle Cars - Forum

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress.......
a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees,
AND he begins to think totally irrationally.
Ever stop to wonder why? Well……
It's because she smells like a new bakkie !!

Excellent job Bary and 'appies'. Do you offer a foolowup course on this?

My next door neighbours, two cute blonde lesbians, asked me what I would like for my birthday.......


I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said....


“I just wanna watch.”

TIMOTHY MUDALI wrote:here we go again.i told you so!!!!!
you should never have sold the apache

I see another carport being build in Durban

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please!" the man says. The shop assista...

All the best Bear.