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A man received a message from his neighbour: "Sorry sir I have been using your wife day and night when you are not present at home -- maybe using more than you are using. Now I feel very much guilt. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies." The man shot his wife... A few minutes later he received ...

Hê te ALLE tye VOLLE vertroue in jou vermoëns.......... Die ou Omie van 93 gaan na ‘n huis van plesier en bespreek 'n dame. Die kamer is ver en die oom loop lank daarheen maar toe hy daar inloop, wag die mooiste vroumens hom in. Hy haal 4 stukkies watte en 'n kondoom uit sy beursie. Sukkel-sukkel s...

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.'Hey, Murph You just had you a son! 'Ain't dat grand!!'Murphy got really excited wh...

I have a little garage for a small old car at our house in Loxton in the karoo. This vehicle will be kept in Loxton and only used when we visit there. I wanted to buy an Escort but I am not so sure anymore that that is my cup of tea. Overpriced the problem.And all of them need restoration,in some f...

Wow, what a beaut

I don't think he is going to buy an e-tag

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