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Insomnia
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Mon 04 Apr 2016, 15:39

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Mopar 440 » Wed 06 Apr 2016, 13:57

Are you as moral as you think you are?

This test has only one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.



THE SITUATION:
You are in KwaZulu Natal, Nkandla to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the
water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar.

You suddenly realize who it is. It's Jacob Zuma.
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under
forever.



YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can save the life of Jacob Zuma or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the drowning of one of the Africa's most powerful men, the President of South Africa.



THE QUESTION: 


Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.


"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Thu 07 Apr 2016, 13:31

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Gavin RS » Wed 04 May 2016, 09:12

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by werner » Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:13

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by werner » Sat 17 Sep 2016, 10:20

Maybe we should try this with the crime in our country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpLvrxTa6aQ

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by werner » Thu 22 Sep 2016, 18:19

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Can-Am ZN » Thu 06 Apr 2017, 11:11

Amazing Machine

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a
doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi's.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi's."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Aldi's, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9);
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7);
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab;
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours...get a lawyer;
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at Aldi's..
Gavin

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Re: 7 days a week laugh.

Post by Insomnia » Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:02

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